I Now Dub Thee Mr. StinkyHead. The Tale of my Attempt to Make Homemade Peeps
It looked simple enough. 3 ingredients: water, sugar and plain gelatin. The instructions looked manageable. I liked the idea of Peeps with fewer preservatives. It had been a while since my last attempt to awaken my inner Martha Stewart.
So I tried.
Here they are:
A closeup of one of the better ones. He looks like a snuffalupagous seal hybrid.
One of the many, many rejects. A Peep poo. The Peep poos didn’t get eyes. I thought they’d be too traumatized by the sight of their poo-shaped buddies.
I, apparently, am not a domestic goddess. I make Peep poos for Easter. I also feed them to my children.